LOST Finds Out About Heroes

Jack: "Hey Brittany, it's me, LOST. I know I've been gone for a year and everything, but I'm coming home next week, and I just wanted to call you and tell you."

Me: "LOST? Oh, hey, how are you......? It's been a while, huh?"

Jack: "Yeah, it has, but I... wait a minute, are you watching another TV show? Is someone else there with you?"


Me: "No, I uh,,,, well I am just watching USA reruns of Law and Order, you know how I love those shows, ha ha....."


Sylar: "You mean you haven't told him? He doesn't know about us?"

Me: "Well, to be fair, I was with him for five years, and he left, and then you came along, and I..."

Sylar: "What I was just an accident? You never meant to watch me?"



Jack: "Jesus, Brittany, who are you talking to? I can hear you over the phone.... I don't deserve to be lied to...."


Sylar: "You think he's better than me? You think you can just throw me away like some piece of trash? I'm special, dammit."

Me: "I can watch both of you, it's really not that big of a deal. I thought you would understand, I told you about LOST when I first started watching you."

Sylar: "All you ever do is compare me to LOST, like I'm not good enough. Now you're going to pay..."


Jack: "Brittany? What the hell? Are you okay? Get out of there!"



Sylar: (Dies)


Ben: "Hello, Brittany, my name is Benjamin Linus. I believe you have some explaining to do..."

Me: "My faith never wavered, I just needed something to hold me over, I promise. Nothing Heroes ever gave me was as substantial or meaningful as what you gave me. What did you expect me to do for a year, though? Go on a limb full of Ancient Egyptian Jacob theories? I wrote half of those theories myself."

Ben: "Oh really?"

Me: "Yes, really."

Ben: "Well we'll agree to disagree then.... I hope we'll see you next Tuesday now that our problem is out of the way?"

Me: "Yes. I'm sorry."

Ben: "I know."