
So I just watched
The Time Traveler's Wife, and even though the premise of his travels were pretty cool, that character has not made it into my list of favorite time travelers. I really liked the graphics, and the combination of both LOST time-travel scenarios into one, but the film just ended up like the Notebook. The only highlights were the beginning of the film, and the fact that Eric Bana was nude 3/4 of the time. It wasn't even about the time-traveler's wife! It was about the time-traveler himself. What a tease. Needless to say, this film inspired me to think of all of the time travelers with more skill, purpose, and most of all, more clothes than the person in this movie.
10. Alexander Hartdegen from
The Time Machine
I read this book when I was in the fourth grade, and was obsessed with time travel ever since. I like Alexander because he intentionally tries to time travel, and is smart enough to make that happen. I hope someday to be that awesome.
Alexander is a scientist in the early 1900s and constructs a time machine big enough for one person. He travels to the past and to the future. He travels so far into the future, in fact, that society has crumbled and rebuilt itself to the point of a basic utopia. Everyone wears the same outfit, and things like books and modern architecture are referred to as "ruins". Oh yeah, and there are frightening monsters that chase him throughout this new universe after he loses his time machine.
The movie has a few good aspects. Although they add a love story to the plot to fuel Alexander's need to travel back to the past, it proves a good point. He goes back a dozen times to change his fiance's death, but she ends up dying in a dozen different ways. This proves a common theory of Universe Course Correction, that you cannot change the past, and whatever happened, happened. I also like the way that they filmed Alexander's time travel. It is extreme time-lapse photography filled with thousands of sunrises and sunsets until all of the sudden he is surrounded by technology and a crumbling moon.
This book planted a nerdy seed in me early on, and it is a scholastic classic that can't be ignored. If you haven't read it, I highly suggest you do.
9. The Terminator from
Terminator 2
Even though this time traveler isn't even a human being, he is still pretty amazing. A cyborg with a heart of gold as I like to call him, the Terminator is an amazing character in a classic film. He time travels from 2029, a year in which I will be 34 years old, and tries to protect John and Sara Conner. He is made of metal and technology, and can take a bullet like its nothing. He remembers cool phrases like Hasta La Vista, Baby, and can mimic Eddie Furlong's voice. He learns to care for, or fiercely protect his subjects, and sacrifices himself in a pool of liquid hot magma. He drives a cool motorcycle, is one hell of a shot, and like my opening time-traveler, arrives completely devoid of clothes.
I guess the premise of nude time travel actually makes sense. Depending on how you travel through time, whether it be a machine, your consciousness, or controlled teleportation, extraneous items like jewelry and clothes seem the least important items to bring along with you. Remember Jeff Goldblum in
The Fly? I bet showing up in the other box completely naked would be the least of his worries. I don't know if they explain exactly how the T-1000 and the Terminator travel back in time to the 1990's, but I am kind of curious now that I've made the nude connection.
8. Evan from
The Butterfly Effect
I didn't
want to like this movie. I didn't want to like it at all. But once I saw it, I couldn't help it. I will call Evan my Time Travel Guilty Pleasure. Even though he was played by the awfully annoying Ashton Kutcher, this character was amazingly complex, and traveled through time in a way I had never seen before. Granted, I have not done a lot of scholarly research on time travel, so that isn't saying much, but I consider myself a considerable credible science fiction nerd.
Evan travels through time by reading his diary and focusing on that moment. This was one of the many examples of time travel viewed as a disease of the mind. Evan seems to spasm and seize right before he travels through time, and his brain develops damage and several clots that end up being irreversible. His father has passed away from a mental disease as well, and he believes that his condition is genetic.
Evan sees problems in the lives of the people around him, and uses his powers to help them. He goes back to prevent his friend from being molested by her father, and a childhood friend from being killed by his girlfriend's brother. What this time traveler learns the hard way is that once you change one thing, everything else will become drastically different. This does not go along with the Universe Course Correction theory, but goes with the theory that titles the film, The Butterfly Effect. Because he prevents his friend from being killed, he loses his limbs and his girlfriend. Because he is in a wheelchair the rest of his life, his mother develops cancer and dies early. In the end, he makes the ultimate sacrifice, and kills himself as a baby in an alternate ending. In the theater version, he tells his girlfriend to stay away from him or he will kill her. None of the terrible things happen, and they run into each other in their late 20's. The end result sort of supports Universe Course Correction, but just barely.
I really like this movie, and how it was shot, but I mostly like the character's self-sacrificing and selfless personality. Anyone who uses time travel to better the world and the human condition has my stamp of approval.
7. Ash Williams from
Army of Darkness
Another film my dad pushed on me at a young age, I will always love
Army of Darkness. Not only is Ash a time-traveler, but he is a zombie-killer as well. Two of my favorite things. He has already been through a lot in the first two Evil Dead films, losing his arm and replacing it with a chainsaw, and losing his girlfriend to the darkness. He (and his car) travel through time in a portal after all of his friends get possessed. He ends up in Medieval times, and goes through a bunch of brutal tests of character and physical fitness.
The Army of Darkness is brought upon by his own inability to remember three Latin words, and he fights them off before running back to his new kingdom. He is one of my favorite time travelers because he has a chainsaw and a shotgun that strike fear into the hearts of Medieval commoners. He also has physics and chemistry text books sitting in the trunk of his car. He takes his simple knowledge of weapons from the future and develops dozens of machines and weapons to trump those of the opposing army. Plus, he says, "Gimme some sugar, baby."
6. Harry Potter in
The Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter is the first "Good, clean fun" I've had since I was a child. Most of my other interests were dark and foreboding and.... okay so maybe he's not good clean fun after all. But he started off that way. Harry is a young wizard who is constantly fighting this Dark Lord who shall not be named and all of this other dramatic business. He is only thirteen years old in this section of the series, and that is saying something.
Harry's friend Hermione has been taking a lot of classes, and reveals to him that her teacher gave her a Time Turner at the beginning of the semester so that she can literally be in two places at once. When the plot gets crazy, and he needs to save his Godfather from incarceration and a pet from being beheaded, the Time Turner is brought out again. The Time Turner itself is a necklace with an hourglass in the middle surrounded by three metal rings with inscriptions on them. As you turn them, more and more time goes back. I, of course, have my own replica at home.
Why I like Harry Potter is quite evident, but what I like about his time traveling is that he not only saves his Godfather and his pet, but he saves himself. Only hours before, when he is close to death, he is saved by an image that looks like his father. He is so out of it, he thinks that it is his ghost, and tells everyone that his father came back to save him. In all reality, however, he watches himself almost die until he realizes that HE saved himself. He was the one with more power than he could ever imagine. Kind of like the wizard's equivalent to Magical Adrenaline.
5. Donnie Darko

What sets this character's story apart from everyone else's is that the viewer doesn't even know it's about time travel until the very end of the film. Another story that views the protagonist's gift as a disease, Donnie is taken to the psychiatrist and given a heavy dose of meds. He is docile because of them, but only takes them occasionally. His vulnerability makes him relateable to the audience, and makes us want him to succeed in his endeavors; even though we aren't really sure what they are.
Donnie's story starts out by being lured out of bed by a man in a bunny suit named Frank. Frank gives him an exact countdown until the day the world will end. He has episodes where he passes out and talks to Frank. Of course, no one else can see him. He leaves him clues about time travel, and Donnie begins to investigate. He sees the future in a way that people's destined paths are plotted out for them in a trippy, wavy entity.
He finds a book about time travel written by an old lady in his neighborhood, and asks his science teacher about it. Being knowledgeable, but still being on the payroll, his teacher can only tell him so much. Donnie tries hard to understand, and is still haunted by Frank and trippy episodes. he goes under hypnosis from his therapist to no avail, and finally meets up with Frank at a Halloween party. He now understands the bunny suit, but is too late when a chain of events with Frank ends up killing his girlfriend.
Donnie finishes the book, and without much explanation by the character, travels through a portal back in time to the night he was lured out of bed. He lays in his bed, knowing that a jet engine will crash into his bedroom and kill him. His act is the ultimate self-sacrifice, and therefore erases his girlfriend's death and relationship with him. I like this because it is a lot like the LOST episode The Incident. It proves that one can change the future if you step on the right butterfly.
4. Hiro Nakamura from
Heroes
Hiro finds out that he can stop time by squinting really hard and shaking his head. He then turns time backwards and forwards, acting as a universal remote. As time goes by, he discovers his ability to travel back to different time periods, and even teleport instantaneously to different countries.
He has a best friend, Ando, and reveals his power to him by teleporting into the ladies' bathroom at a bar. He then gets so excited about his power that he references Star Trek, Back To The Future, and X-Men like any normal person would if they discovered this power within themselves. He then decides to go on a quest to help anyone he can, and lives by a Hero's Code. Not only is Hiro adorable and relateable, but he is noble as well.
Hiro travels to the future and runs into his future self, proving that (along with
Back To The Future) it will not cause a rift in the time-space continuum. He buys comic books written by another character who can paint the future to get a clue for his next mission. He starts off as an innocent and laughable character, but ends up killing the main villain in season one, turning his drunken hero into a noble samurai in feudal Japan, and saving several lives.
Much like Evan in The Butterfly Effect, Hiro's several visits through times take a toll on his body. He passes out and finds that he has a growing tumor in his brain. For an entire season, he has fainting spells and even loses control of where or when he will travel to. A lot of the other characters on the show (3) are in the medical field, and it is nice to see a physiological effect to these extreme circumstances.
Hiro is adorable, hilarious and extremely memorable. He will always be my favorite character from that show, even if it does get cancelled next year :(.
3. Desmond Hume from
LOST
Brotha!
Now for something completely different. Our Scottish friend on
LOST did not build a time machine, or concentrate hard and teleport into the past. Nor did his body ever leave the present time in his travels. Desmond Hume, my friends, is a temporal anomaly.
Due to his exposure to electromagnetic radiation in the hatch, his consciousness seems to... slip away from him. He has extreme headaches before waking up in a different time and place, only his physical body appears to have passed out. Much like
The Time Traveler's Wife, he cannot control where he goes, or when he will travel there. It was almost as if someone had watched LOST and was like "Hey, I can make a chick flick out of this..."
Desmond goes through the motions of what he always did, and some episodes last longer than others. He goes back to an auction to talk to his girlfriend's father, he meets Charlie again, he tries to explain what is happening to an old friend, and then quickly wakes up in the present time, not remembering who his friends are. The episodes happen at shorter intervals at an exponential rate, much like contractions before a woman goes into labor.
Desmond makes contact with a scientist who has studied such time travel at Oxford, and tells him to visit his past self. The scientist acts much like the modern-day Doc Brown to Desmond's Marty McFly. He tells him that the stress of such time travel will cause an aneurysm in his brain, and he will most likely die if he can't find a Constant. (The sad pattern of time travelers seems to be that they will all die a terrible cerebral death.)
The Constant is a part of this scientist's equation on how a conscious time traveler must stay alive. They need to find someone who is present in both time lines and stay in contact with them. Desmond contacts his girlfriend, Penny, after asking her not to change her phone number in a flash that sent him 8 years into the past. 8 years go by for her, two seconds for him. He makes contact, regains his brain cells, and stops time traveling. It was the best episode of television I have ever seen.
2. Daniel Faraday from
LOST
Well it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes...
And now for the Scientist who helped out dear old Des.... Daniel Faraday. Daniel did research on Consious Time Travel at Oxford, and was the youngest one there with a doctorate. Although he tested on rats, his now-vegetable girlfriend Teresa, and even himself, his mode of time travel has nothing to do with Desmond or his rats.
Daniel goes to the island to be healed of his memory loss from his own experiments. Although he gets better, he gets more than what he bargained for. He talks to Desmond and tells him to find himself, because he remembers having conversations with him at Oxford. In his diary, we find out that in his experiments, Desmond Hume was his own Constant, and now the both of them are safe from Time Traveling Doom.
Daniel then begins time traveling along with the rest of the characters still on the island as the island moves from place to place. he consults his diary before he does anything, and it makes one wonder if he had traveled to a different time sub-consciously when he was time traveling physically as well. Ugh. I haven't thought of that before. I just hurt myself.
Ayways, Daniel is my almost favorite because he is so knowledgeable. Much like Doc Brown, he has equations and answers for everything. He knows what will happen next, and uses their permanent move to 1977 to his advantage. He coined the theory of "Whatever Happened, Happened" (basic course correction theory), and then changed his mind to put in motion the events of "The Incident", and change history.
The only thing is that he gets shot and killed by his own mother who gave him the journal and pushed him to be a scientist in the first place. Had he known she would do this? Was it in the journal, and he had to flesh it out? It is tragic that Daniel died so early, because even though he gave us so many answers we were searching for on this show, he left us so many more questions. I can only hope his diary will live on and play a dramatic part in the end of this series.
Rest In Peace, Dear Daniel.
1. Marty McFly from
Back To The Future
I had to top the list with a classic. Even though I read
The Time Machine in the fourth grade, I watched this movie trilogy growing up. I mean, the first movie was released the same year I was born. We were destined for each other.
Marty McFly is your average teenager who just so happens to hang out with an old scientist. Doc Brown creates dozens of inventions that don't work, until he makes a time machine out of a Delorean. It is fueled by nutrients, requires plutonium to work, and travels to any time you punch in when you reach 88 miles per hour.
Throughout the three movies, Marty travels back to the fifties and almost prevents his own existence by attracting his teenage mother to him. He goes back a second time after his rival Biff steals the time machine and alters history, and then finally goes to the Old West where Doc Brown gets stuck after the second film.
What is great about Marty and Doc is that all ofthe films were shot so close together, that they are so consistent with each other. I once had a
Back To The Future marathon with my brother, and it was like watching one long, consistent movie. The actors all wear make up to look aged, they use some of the same actors to play their children in the future (yes, this includes Michael J. Fox in drag), and everthing is flawless.
Like I mentioned before, Marty's girlfriend runs into her future self, and they both faint. The time-space continuum does not rupture or explode in any way, shape or form. So on that note,
Heroes,
Star Trek, and this trilogy are all consistent in their theories. Another theory that coincides with this film is that of the butterfly effect. Evan kept stepping on all of the wrong butterflies in his endeavors, but once Marty finally gets his parents together, something different happens. Marty must have stepped on some ugly butterflies because the time he spent with his teenage father made him a more confident, fit, and financially stable father.
Time travel is a fickle and dangerous thing. I am only half glad that it isn't possible... yet.
Shalom.