Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Lighthouse

Highlights:

Jack takes his shirt off and notices a relatively fresh Appendectomy scar on his abdomen. He calls his mom to ask when he got it taken out, and she says he was 6 or 7. Hmmmm......

In the alterna-universe, Jack has a son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

His son's name is David. He is around 13 or 14, and his mother is no longer married to, or with Jack.

They have a terrible relationship, and all Jack wants is to be a part of his life.

Jack goes to his mom's house and finds Christian's last will and testament after denying a drink from her. Good job, Jack. You're not an alcoholic.

Jack finds his son missing when he comes home, and goes to his baby's momma's house to find him. His baby's momma is conveniently out of town, and unnamed. He finds out his son is auditioning for a conservatory Philharmonic concert thing.

He goes and watches his son play piano amazingly. An Asian boy asks if that is his son. He says that he is very good, and hugs his own father. His father is Dogen!

Dogen and him talk about how they are too young to have this kind of pressure on them. He asks how long his son has been playing, and Jack admits that he doesn't know. He is a bad father.

After the audition, Jack tells David how proud of him he is. He tells him that he loves him no matter what. David says that he didn't tell him because he didn't want him to see him fail.

Jack tells him about his relationship with his own father, and says that his father said that he "Didn't have what it takes." He tells him that he feared his father, and never wanted David to feel like that. He said that David could do no wrong in his eyes, and that he loves him so much. It was a beautiful scene.

Back on the Island, Jack tells Sayid that the Others wanted to poison him because he is sick. He tells him that he knows that because it happened to Claire. He tells him it is a darkness.

Hurley finds Jacob by the hot tub inside the Temple, and Jacob gives him a mission. He tells him to get a pen because there is a lot of information to remember, and then he disappears.

Hurley goes on the mission by himself because Jack is impossible to get through to. Dogen catches him running around in the hallways of the Temple and asks him what he is doing. Jacob appears to Hurley and tells Hurley to tell him he is a Candidate.

Hurley says "I'm a Candidate, I can do what I want." Dogen mutters a long stream of Japanese swear words and storms off.

Jacob tells him that he can't do this mission by himself, and that he needs to go back and get Jack.

Hurley tells Jack that he needs to go with him outside of the Temple. He tells him Jacob told him to do so. After Jack stubbornly refuses, Hurley says that Jacob said he would do that. He tells him Jacob said "You have what it takes." Bladow! Jack gets spooked and decides to go with Hurley.

Hurley and Jack trek through the jungle together and Hurley reminisces about the good ole days. He asks Jack why he came back to the island.

"I came back because I was broken, and I was dumb enough to think that this place could fix me." ....awkward.....

Hurley feels bad for asking a question that produced such a deep answer, and tells him he came back because Jacob was in his cab and told him to do so.

Jack runs into Kate and invites her to the Lighthouse. Hurley says she's not invited. Kate tells them that Sawyer is on his own, and that Jin went back to the Temple. She says that she is going to look for Claire, and un-invites herself. Thank God. I could have done without this scene.

Hurley and Jack get to the Lighthouse, and they look at it in awe. Jack asks Hurley why they haven't seen such a massive structure before. Hurley, for the first time, says something deep and meaningful:

"Probably because we weren't looking for it."

They get to the top of the Lighthouse, and Hurley refers to the many notes written on his forearm. He says they need to turn the mirrors to 108 degrees. Jack stands and watches as Hurley pulls the chains of the mirrors, and sees flickers of his life in them.

He sees something else interesting, too....

This would be a big shocker to us if we hadn't seen what Smokey showed James last week, but it is still cool to see.

Jack tells Hurley to pull the chains to 23 degrees. Hurley says it's not what Jacob told him to do, so Jack pushes him out of the way and does it himself. He looks into the mirrors and sees the house he grew up in as a child. He realizes that Jacob has been watching all of them from this lighthouse since they were born. He feels violated and does something rash.

Hurley tells him that their mission was to make sure someone was able to get to the island, and that Jack ruined it.

Hurley gets a visit from Jacob after Jack sits on a cliff and stares at the ocean. Jacob tells him that the person will find another way to get to the island. Even though Hurley thought he failed, Jacob said that Jack needed to find out how important he is in all of this. He says that some people just need to be told to come to the island in a cab after getting out of prison. He says that others need to stare out at the ocean for a while. He says that if he told Hurley what was really supposed to happen, he risked Hurley not going. He disappears.

Meanwhile, Claire captures Jin and an Other. Jin finds the skeleton of a small animal dressed up as a baby in a crib she made. Clearly, she has issues. She tells them that the Others stole her baby. She said that her dad and her friend told her so. When Jin asks who her friend is, she changes the subject.

Claire raises her axe to kill the Other, and Jin tells her that Kate took her baby to keep him safe. He tells her that he is three years old, but she kills the Other anyways.

Jin goes along with her madness, and plays to whatever she wants to hear. After she kills the Other, he says he was lying about Kate having her baby. He said he just said it to save the Other's life.

Claire says she is glad that Jin was lying. She said that if Kate did take her baby, that she would kill Kate.

Jin is in waaaayyyy over his head.

Smokey comes into Claire's tent. Jin is surprised, and says "John?"

The last time he saw him, he went down the well to the Orchid Station. As far as I can remember, they were waiting at Dharmaville for John Locke's return. Jin must be completely oblivious to the current chain of events in John and Smokey's life.

Claire laughs and tells Jin "That's not John, that's my friend."

Special Moments:

I liked that Jack was shirtless in the beginning of this episode.

I liked that they acknowledged Adam and Eve again, and a common fan theory of potential time travel to come.

I liked that Miles and Hurley played their own make-shift version of Tic Tac Toe. It's kind of reminiscent of his and Charlie's golf course. Gotta keep up that morale...

I liked that Jack has a son, but I don't like that we don't know who he had him with.

I like that Jin is actually involved in a subplot without Sun that is interesting.

I liked that Jack still drives his shitty Bronco.

I liked that Kate only had three minutes of screen time.

I liked seeing Dogen in Jack's alterna-universe.

I liked Hurley telling Dogen "I do what I want."

I liked seeing Jack make funny faces with his son in a photo booth.


I liked seeing Jacob again, although I think he needs to be a little more cryptic.

I liked that they explained how Jacob saw everything in their lives.


Theories/Speculation:

Why is Jack the only one noticing physical evidence of the island existing in another dimension? The first evidence we see of this is in the season premiere. He is on the plane and sees a cut on his lower neck that doesn't make sense. Scars from what Juliet did to him in Season 4 coming back? Hmmm. It kind of makes me believe that the time difference Faraday noticed is a good explanation for this. The time difference could have grown exponentially from when the freighter first came to the island. It started at 31 minutes, and then grew longer over three years. Now that Jughead was set off, we might have to wait months or years for the island to catch up with the real-world time. Maybe as the island creeps along, scars from the old world are appearing on him? I don't really know....

Who is Jacob trying to bring to the island? Was it all just a ploy to make Jack realize how important he is? Or is the person actually going to find another way to get to the island? Jacob told Hurley to set the lighthouse to 108 degrees. 4+8+15+16+23+42= 108. 108 was "Wallace" on the lighthouse. Who is Wallace? Some believe that 108 is Desmond, even though his last name is Hume. Wallace could be his mother's maiden name or something weird like Faraday's last name. His name is Daniel Faraday when his parents are Eloise Hawking and Charles Widmore. Doesn't make a damned bit of sense. Or, maybe Wallace was just an accident. Either way, I do think that it is Desmond. Eloise told him in season 5 that the island wasn't done with him yet. Someone on lostpedia.com pointed out that he lives on a boat with Penny and Charlie, and it is very likely that he stumble upon the island. Especially if Jacob wants him to.

The only other burning question I have right now is who is David's mother? It can't be his ex-wife (if he even married her in this universe), and it sure as hell isn't Kate. David has blue eyes like Kate, but I think they did that to throw us off. Who do we know that has musical talent? Charlie? Daniel Faraday? Dammit. Guess I'll have to wait for it.

'Til next week....

Saturday, February 20, 2010

I feel like all I ever do is work, go to school, and work out. I am glad I have a wonderful man to wake up to every morning and encourage me in my endeavors.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Orianthi

So lately the only people that have been in the mainstream winning awards are spoiled little girls. Sure, Taylor Swift can play a guitar, and awww, she writes her own songs. Whatever. It's obvious you write your own songs when all you sing about is unicorns and fairy tales and getting married to Romeo before you date or have sex with anyone else before you settle down.

Orianthi, on the other hand, is just as cute as Taylor Swift, but can shred on guitar with the best of them. I saw her music video at work, and it made me really excited. This girl doesn't like fairy tales or unicorns, and will melt your face off. Merry Christmas.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

The Substitute

Alright, so I am going to try to do a more organized style of blogging from now on. I am going to do sections consisting of highlights, special moments that I liked, and then theories and speculation. This way I don't have to describe everything that happens in the episode, since you probably already know about it at this point. Sound like a plan? I think so.

Highlights:

We get to see John Locke's would-be present day life. We find out that he was in Australia on a business trip that he never attended. There were meetings and seminars he thought a nonexistent walkabout would be more important than. He promptly gets fired.

John cleans out his desk and beats up a yellow Hummer 3 that parked too close to him. Hurley, the owner of the Hummer and John's company, comes out in a suit and assuages the situation. He gives John a number to a different company he owns and tells him to interview there.

We find out that he is still with Helen, and they are engaged to be married. Their relationship is adorable and caring. His obsession with his father isn't even an issue, and we get to see John Locke in a bathtub. LOLZ.

John interviews for a job at Hurley's temp agency, and meets Rose. She is a manager, and tells him of her terminal cancer. She tells him she had to be realistic about her options, just as he needs to be. John relaxes a little, and lets her give him more realistic options.

John has insecurities and doubts about his condition, and says "Don't tell me what I can't do!" in one way or another at least three times in this episode. That made me happy. He tells Helen that he can't walk her down the aisle, and if she's waiting for a miracle, then she can leave if she wants. Helen tells him that he is a miracle, and a cute kissing scene ensues.

We see John Locke become a substitute teacher at a public school, and actually enjoy his life. I like this because he doesn't get crap from any smart-alick kids about his condition. He grabs a child's hand to ask him for directions that looks like Walt, but then is quickly revealed not to be him at all. I also liked this moment because we get so see someone out of their element. Someone so vile and manipulative and murderous is....

....anal about the use of coffee filters? When I heard his voice I had a mixed bag of emotions. Half of me was filled with glee, and the other half was nauseous.

Ben Linus introduces himself to John as the Europoean History teacher after a five-minute long rant about coffee machine etiquette. John jokes with him, saying he only wanted some Earl Gray (Grey?) tea, and the two of them shake hands. Creepy!

On the island, we get to see life through the eyes of the smoke monster. The tick tick tick sounds ring through our ears as we get sick of rushing through the jungle like an off-kilter roller coaster ride.

Smokey cuts a parachute-looking thing down from a tree, and Richard falls to the ground all bloodied up. Smokey says "It's time to talk, Richard." But nothing gets said. Smokey just tells him he wants Richard on his side. Richard says that he won't go anywhere with him. He let's Richard go, but tells him that he will be seeing him very soon. Lame. No Richard back story or answers.

Smokey finds James in a drunken stupor listening to some loud music in his old house. Down and out, James gives Smokey a shot of whiskey and quickly recognizes a different person using John Locke's visage. Smokey tells him he has the answer to why he is on the island, and convinces him to follow him to the proof.


Ilana cries over Bram's body, gathers Jacob's ashes in a bag, and starts heading towards the Temple.

Ilana informs Sun and the audience that Smokey is stuck in the form of John Locke, and cannot change into any one else.

Sun convinces everyone that John Locke deserves to be buried, and Lapidus and Ben do the job. Ben ends up being the one to 'say a few words' since no one else really knew him. He admits in front of everyone that he was the one who murdered him.

Smokey sees the image of a young boy in the jungle while he is arguing with James over whether he should shoot him or not. He chases after the boy, and he falls to the ground before his feet.

"You know the rules. You know you can't kill him"


While Smokey is getting haunted, Richard finds James and begs him to come to the Temple with him. He says it is safe there, and looks more scared than my brother at the Alien Invasion ride at Disney world when he was 8. Sawyer thinks he is hotter than everyone else, and says he's already been to the Temple. Richard leaves.

Smokey leads James through the jungle and up and down some mountains and finally to the money shot we've all been seeing in the promos. There is a very unsteady ladder leading down a cliff face to get to "The reason James is on the island". He is skeptical, but follows.

They find a cave in the middle of the mountainside that rivals that of the horcrux sight in The Half Blood Prince, but who am I to judge? There is a scale inside with a white and a black rock, just like the ones found in the caves in season 1. Smokey throws the white one out and tells James it is an inside joke. Yeah. I am laughing already.

The Reason You Are On The Island is actually answered in this episode.... for the most part. Inside this cave are carvings (in the white rock I would assume) of each individuals names with a number in front of them. Jarrah, Kwon, Shephard, Ford, Reyes, and Locke are all written down. Smokey crosses Locke's name off. He says these people are all candidates. He said that they are candidates to protect the island, to be the next Jacob.

Notice that there is not "Austen" written on this cave's wall.

James asks what he would protect the island from. Smokey says "...nothing!". Clearly it's from him.

Smokey says he doesn't know if Kwon means Jin, or Sun, or both of them.

He tells James that he can sit there and do nothing, become the next Jacob, or go with him and get the hell off of this island. James, being the renegade that he is, decides to go along with the adventure and try to get off the island.


Special Moments:

What I liked about this episode was that, first of all, it was a Locke-centric episode. That almost always guaruntees a good hour worth of television.

I liked that Kate was not in this episode at all.

I liked that Sawyer got drunk again.

I like that he was in a Dharma issued set of underwear.

I liked seeing life through Smokey's eyes.

I liked that Richard was really just mad that James stole a shirt from his wardrobe.

I liked seeing Locke happy.

I liked finally getting an answer, even if it was only really 3/4 of an answer, about the Numbers.

I liked that this is the source of 'all those lists', and why the numbers are recurring.

I loved how Smokey explained to James that Jacob came to him in a vulnerable time in his life. The cinematography of Jacob visiting the Oceanic 6 while Smokey explained how Jacob works was both eerie and beautiful.

I like that Ben is caught off guard most of the time, and is rendered almost completely powerless.

I also liked seeing him in a Super Deep V-Neck shirt. Ha.



Theories/Speculation:

The first thing that brought up question marks in my brain in this episode was the child Smokey saw. For five years the people on this island have been seeing people from their past they believed to be dead. Kate saw a horse, Jack and others saw Christian, Ecko saw Yemi, etc. Once Locke's dead body was revealed at the end of last season, we all thought those visages were embodiments of The Smoke Monster. we figured he was manipulating these people to do certain things by portraying himself as someone from their past; someone that they trusted. It all made perfect sense that he pretended to be all of these people...until now.

Who is this child, if it is not Smokey? Is this child dead? Is this the spirit of Jacob roaming around the island in a slightly purgatorial state? His features and style of dress leads one to believe he is Jacob. The fear he strikes into Smokey's face when he sees him only furthers that argument. But that phrase, "You broke the rules... you can't kill him". What does that mean? You can't kill Jacob? Is he that much like Jesus that he will resurrect? Is Jacob just another vessel for a higher spirit to inhabit while on this earth? Is this child the human body speaking for the spirit that was inside of him? Who knows...... but my money is on Jacob.

The other set of questions I have surrounds the Numbers, of course. Each name had a number in front of it. When James asks Smokey about the numbers, he brushes it off like it is nothing. "Jacob had a thing with numbers." Doubt it. The combinations are as follows:
4-Locke
8-Reyes
15-Ford
16-Jarrah
23-Shephard
42-Kwon

These numbers are actually the result of the Valenzetti Equation, which is a real deal. It is the result of an equation as to what time (how many seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, etc.) until the world destroys itself with chemical warfare, natural disasters, plague, or whatever else. Since Locke has been crossed off, it makes me wonder that if these people need to be alive in order to keep the world from destroying itself. It makes me wonder if those are the only people in the world that can replace Jacob to protect the island. It also makes me wonder that if the island is not protected, then the end of the world will come on much quicker than these people have calculated. Will the world end in the "Flash-Maybes" because the island was destroyed?

And one more thing.... how does one "Become the new Jacob" exactly? Do you drink from the pool in the Temple to become unaging? Do you have to go through a training process? Is the pool the fountain of youth and that is why they have to protect it? Is that why Richard doesn't age because Jacob wanted him to be like him and see everything that happend over a long period of time?

Mull that over.

Goodnight.

Friday, February 12, 2010

What Kate Does

This episode is almost up there with Jack's Thailand Whore Escapade, or Nikki and Paulo's forced-into-the-script attempt. Not to say that there weren't some redeeming qualities in there, but it's cutting it close.

This is clearly a Kate-centric episode, so it naturally has some suck-factor to it. The title coincides with Season 1 Episode "What Kate Did" to show the parallel of what is happening after our friends get off of flight 815. Kind of clever, I guess, but it is still confusing as to why any of this is happening, or why it's being shown simultaneously with the island's chain of events. That being said, we do get a lot of Claire in this episode, so I will get off the negative train for now and proceed with my original train of thought.

Kate is hijacking Claire and steals her purse. She kicks her out and finds a mechanic to get her handcuffs off. She finds Claire's bag full of baby stuff, and then quickly finds Claire again somehow, waiting for a bus. She gives her a ride, and finds out about her potential parents for her new baby. She bonds with Claire like they did on the island, and she drives her to the adoptive parents' house. Claire asks her to walk up there with her, and Kate suddenly went from frightening carjacker to BFF. I'm sure it happens all of the time.

The lady answering the door is in tears, and tells Claire that her husband left her. She tells Claire that she can't raise a baby on her own, and apologizes. Claire and Kate both take turns yelling at her about not calling beforehand and wasting her money, when all of the sudden the baby moves. Claire screams and Kate drives her to the hospital. She thinks it is a good idea to keep the gun she stole from her U.S. Marshall in the back of her pants as she pushes Claire into the hospital in a wheelchair. I mean, come on, it's a hospital for crying out loud. You don't think there are cops there or anything? Wanted posters or.... I mean, even the idiots in Prison Break knew to stay away from hospitals.....

Anyways, Kate ditches the cab and gives the front desk a fake name as she checks Claire in. The fact that the adoptive parents broke up and can't raise this child was freaky and coincidental enough, but the even more creepy and coincidental part of this episode?

That's right, kids! Ethan is back!

I forgot how frightening his face is! Anyways, Ethan introduces himself as Dr. Goodspeed, and tells Claire that the baby is moving. He tells her that he can give her drugs now to prevent her from giving birth prematurely, or she can go into labor today. Claire looks at Kate for assistance and she is kind of dumbfounded. She is holding her hand, and she tells Ethan that she wants to wait because she isn't ready. Ethan smiles at the two of them and gladly gives her the drugs to prolong her pregnancy.

A short while after, some detectives come into Claire's room asking for Kate under a fake name while Kate hides in the closet. Claire lies for her and tells them she doesn't know anyone with her description. The two detectives leave, and Kate thanks her.

"You didn't have to do that."

"You didn't have to, either." Awww.

Meanwhile, back on the Island, Sawyer thinks it's a good idea to run away from the people protecting him. He gets a gun, shoots a guard on the way out, and tells Kate not to come looking for him. Doesn't he know by now that whatever you tell Kate, she is going to do the opposite? Stupid Sawyer. Stupid Kate. Stupid Episode.

Kate tells the new Others that she can track Sawyer and bring him back. The hippie guy from Forrest Gump says that it is paramount that all of them remain safe. I suppose they were all on that list inside the guitar case, but who really knows anymore? Jin says that he will go and keep Kate safe as she searches for Sawyer, and two Others agree to go with them. They have to make sure they come back like they said they would, right? Right.

So, while Kate and Jin run through the jungle, Avatar and the Hippie take Sayid into a room where he is strapped down onto a table. Avatar hooks little clasps onto Sayid's chest and stomach hair and.... wait. Did I just write a sentence that consisted of the phrase 'chest and stomach hair'? Yes, yes I did. What if they were doing this to a girl with no chest or stomach hair? What would they clasp these things onto? Her nipples? Her sports bra? Maybe I am the only person in the audience thinking of these things.

Avatar turns a crank around that's attached to these clamps, and proceeds to electrocute Sayid. He then takes them off, and takes a red hot poker to his stomach. Sayid screams and yells and yes, even cries before Avatar's men come in and untie him. The Hippie tells him that he is sorry they had to do that to him. He says that it was a test, and that he shouldn't worry because he passed. Sayid is confused, continues to cry, and is taken out of the room.

"I just lied to him, didn't I?" The Hippie asks Avatar.

"Yes."

What.... the... fuck? So, first of all I am wondering what kind of test requires electroshock therapy and hot pokers? Then I am wondering what would one have to do to pass this test? I mean, Sayid didn't vomit blood or curse anyone or try to esscape or anything. How did he fail? Was it because he was crying? I guess I haven't really seen Sayid cry before, and for someone who deals with torture on a daily basis, I can assume that he might not be himself anymore. But this test? Is it to test if he is still himself? Is it to test if he is Jacob? Is it to test if he is infected with HIV? Your guess is as good as mine at this point.

Meanwhile, Kate runs away from the seemingly nice Others. She stumbles upon New Otherton and finds James in his old house, digging up the floorboards in his old bedroom. He takes something out of it and walks through the neighborhood to the dock. Kate approaches him and notices that he is weeping. Kate apologizes for Juliet's death. She says that if she didn't get on that submarine, the two of them would have been alive and together. She begins to tear up as James stares off into the ocean, and says that she wishes she could take it all back.

James says that it's not her fault. He tells her that Juliet's death is his fault because when they first joined the Dharma Initiative, all Juliet wanted was to get off this island. He made her wait to take another submarine because he didn't want tobe alone while he waited for John Locke to return. He said she could have been happy, she could have been alive, but he was too selfish.

"I was going to ask her to marry me!"

James throws the diamond ring into the ocean, and Kate tells James that she came after him to find Claire. She needs to get to her so she can give Aaron back and make everything right again. I don't think James really heard a single thing she said.

Back at the Temple, Jack barges into Avatar's room and demands to know what they did to Sayid. The Asian man gives him the most vague and ambiguous answers one could expect on this show, so nothing is really solved. Jack does, however, ask him who he is, and how he came to be here. He replies with a name that is sadly not Avatar, but Dogen. He says that he was brought here, like everyone else on this island. Jack asks him what that means and he just says "You know what I mean."

He finishes crushing a bunch of herbs together and puts it in a pill form. He gives it to Jack and tells him that he needs to give it to Sayid. He says that Sayid is sick, infected, and that the pill will stop the infection from spreading. Jack takes the pill skeptically, and walks back out to the pool area where Sayid, Miles and Hurley are.

Let me take a moment here to acknowledge my ever-growing astonishment at Miles' survival skills. I mean, his name wasn't on any of the lists that we know about. He wasn't on Flight 815, and yet he is still here, in the very end. One could say that he has survived so long or is important because he was born on the island. Or that his dad is Pierre Chang, so he has a special pass or something. But Charlotte was born on the island, and in my mind Daniel Faraday was a thousand times more important to the plot than Miles ever was. Sure, he can talk to dead people, sure he got "It worked!" out of Juliet's dead body when he helped James bury her, but..... I don't know. It just seems strange, like a treak of dumb luck that he is still here.

Don't get me wrong, I really like Miles. I like him a lot. This episode's "Food Court" line reminded me of how we need a sarcastic, semi-lighthearted character on the show that isn't Hurley. In a way, Miles is Season 5 and 6's Charlie Pace. Only instead of being a rock star, he is an ex-punk rock kid who talks to dead people. His skepticism and humor not only make the more serious characters stay on their toes, but I feel that Miles Strohm is the main proxy for the audience in these final episodes. He is always the one asking "What the hell?" when most of the other characters just accept their surroundings. Maybe that is why the writers have kept him on for so long. A little heart and soul never hurt anybody.

Jack tells Sayid about the pill, and tells him about his ambivalence. Sayid says that he trusts Jack, and if he tells him to take the pill, then he will. Jack contemplates the effects of taking a pill from people who just tortured his friend, and decides not to drug his friend. Instead he goes back into Dogen's (I am stll bummed his name isn't Avatar) room and asks what is inside the pill. When Dogen beats around the bush for a few more minutes about trust and hope, Jack puts the pill in his mouth and says something like "Let's put trust to the test."

Dogen punches Jack in the stomach, forcing the pill out of his throat. He picks it up, and Jack relaizes that these people were not trying to help Sayid at all. He asks Dogen what is wrong with Sayid. Dogen says that the pill was poison, and that Sayid actually is infected. The only difference from his original statement is that there is no stopping this infection once it starts. He describes it as a sickness, a darkness that overtakes the mind and body. He says that there is no saving Sayid.

Jack, the ever skeptical doctor, asks Dogen why he is so sure that this Darkness will overcome his friend. He has no reason to trust anything he says at this point, so his vehemence is expected.

"Because it happened to yoour sister."

Duhn Duhn Duuhhhhnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The next and last scene is Jin running away from The Others after Kate makes her escape. Now that they are in 2007, he has made it clear that he wants to find Sun. After three years in the Dharma Initiative watching Sawyer and Juliet play house knowing that your own wife is out there would surely get on your nerves. I can't imagine how long Jin has been itching to break away from the pack to get to his true love.

He runs away from Aldo, and just as he is about to be shot by him, both of The Others are shot and killed by someone in the distance. The camera pans into the jungle and we see Claire, Jack's sister, Aaron's mom, Kate's friend, and now.... infected Darness Woman.

This episode ends with this bombshell cliffhanger, and I surprisingly haven't come up with any theories as to what she has been doing for the past three years. Sure, I wonder who took her to the Temple to get 'healed'. I wonder if she was even taken there to get healed in the first place, or if she was tricked by the smoke monster and turned evil like Rousseau's team. I mean, the last time we saw her, she was with Christian. And the leading theory about Christian is that he is one of the many embodiments of the smoke monster. So, I guess, that would make sense. Another question I have for Claire is if she time-jumped with everyone else. Did she go to the 1970's and hang out with Richard for a few years? Is she a recluse like Rousseau? Is she now a part of the island and immune to the time jumps like Richard and friends? I hope we find out soon.

The only other question I have burning in my brain right now is this: What is going on with the alternate universe? Why did Desmond appear to Jack on the plane? What did Juliet actually mean when she said "It worked."? Is it really going on at the same time? Or is it just kind of a 'What if...' situation?

Tony and I were discussing this the other day at the gym, and he brought up a good point. He said that maybe Jughead did work like Juliet said. Maybe the alternate universe is actually a result of the bomb going off, and why the island is now underwater. He said that in Season 4, Faraday conducts a timing experiment with a rocket from the freighter. He said that the light doesn't scatter quite right. The timing of the island is clearly off from the rest of the world.

Tony's theory in regards to the island being underwater, was that the Island is far behind the rest of the world. He said that the island really did blow up and give everyone a restart. The rest of the world is compensating and moving on, while it is taking the island the extra time to catch up with what they did. He said that by the end of the series, the island will have caught up with th real world, and none of the crazy stuff on the island will have ever happened.

This sounded like a great explanation to me at first until I looked up just how far off the time limit on the island was. According to Faraday, the island was only off by 31 minutes. So after the first half of the first episode, the island should have caught up with real time. Kind of disappointing, but it also makes me wonder about the doctor on board the freighter. He died almost 8 hours after they found him on the beach. That is clearly not 31 minutes. And the island was actually receiving stimulus hours ahead of time in comparison to the real world......

Ugh. I need to do more research on that, and update my theory.

'Til Tuesday...

Namaste

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

LA X

It is finally here!

This episode started out the way the very first episode of the series did: Jack was on the plane sitting next to Rose while her husband was in the bathroom. Instead of her being nervous, though, Jack was freaking out. Rose had to calm him down as he clutched the arm rests of the airline seat. A small difference in dynamic, but nothing on LOST isn't worth noting. So I noted it. Another thing worth noting is the several changes on the plane. One would assume that this plane ride is what would happen if Juliet made the hydrogen bomb go off, and Jack and Faraday's plan actually worked. One would assume that this chain of events we are seeing here are actually playing out as if there were no electromagnetism pulling them down to crash on The Island. One would be right, seeing as how they showed Juliet hitting the bomb right before the long, uneventful plane ride of our protagonists.

Only Shannon isn't there. Neither are Michael and Walt. And like I said, Jack is scared, and Rose is not. Oh yeah, and one more thing.... Desmond is there? As clear as day, Desmond Hume, prim and proper with a shave and a haircut, sits next to Jack on the plane. They go through their usual "Do I know you?" thing, and introduce themselves after they don't recall their meeting at the stadium. Perhaps this is because they never met at the stadium that day. Perhaps the prevention of the accident prevented Desmond from training for the race that landed him on the island in the first place? Perhaps then he wouldn't have even been on the stadium stairs that day to meet Jack in another life? Perhaps....

Perhaps that is true, because as crazy as the idea of Desmond being on the plane is, an even crazier idea is revealed to the audience. The camera pans out of the airplane window, down into the ocean, through a school of fish, and into.... The Island.

What? The Island in completely submerged under water, and the plane goes right over it without any complications. The imagery is completely creepy. The camera goes through the neighborhood of Dharma houses, through the benign swing set Ben and Annie used to play on, and then closes in on the Four-Toed Statue covered in algae. Then of course it goes to commercial, and leaves my family staring at each other in pure shock and amazement.

After the commercial, we see a different storyline, as if the bomb going off didn't work at all. The director's chose to show both of these storylines simultaneously to keep us all confused as hell, but I will describe the "alternate reality' storyline first, so I can keep myself more sane while explaining everything.

So, back on the plane, Jack is called to assist someone in the bathroom who hasn't come out in a long time. He tells Cindy that he is a doctor, and Sayid comes and busts the door open with his foot. Jack finds Charlie unconscious in the bathroom, his airway blocked. He lays him down and pulls out a dimebag(?) of heroine out of his throat. He is handcuffed on the plane, and doesn't show any gratitiude as he finds his way back to his seet. "I was supposed to die." He tells Jack. Interesting......

Cindy is comforting and sweet to Jack on top of giving him an extra bottle of Vodka earlier in the episode. What I didn't notice until Carlton Cuse told Jimmy Kimmel later last night, was that she gave him one less bottle than she did in the original pilot, which will somehow be very significant. This could be true, but this could also be the producers just pulling the viewers' chains. Time will only tell with the Vodka, I guess.

"Some people just don't know how to say 'Thanks'", Cindy tells Jack before he sits back down in his seat. He looks around and can't find Desmond anywhere. He looks at Rose and asks her where he is. She says that her and Bernard were sleeping, and she apologizes. Jack looks around and thinks that he might be crazy. I can't say that I think anything different. Earlier he went into the bathroom and found a random cut on his lower neck that seemed to come out of nowhere. Now his seat-mate has disappeared into thin air... on a plane. Is Desmond a figment of Jack's imagination? Is he evidence of the other dimension going on simultaneously with this part of the episode? Is he a glitch in the Matrix? Who knows.

We see our other friends on the plane as if nothing had ever changed from their original plot arcs. Kate runs into Jack with her U.S. Marshall on her way back from the bathroom, Sawyer runs into Hurley on accident, although he claims to be the "luckiest guy on the planet". Hmmm, that's different.

Sun and Jin are on the plane together as normal, and Jin is just as domineering as he used to be in Season 1. It was so long ago, and both characters have come so far from their originally boxed-in stereotypes, that I almost forgot who they used to be. Jin tells Sun to button the top button on her sweater.

We also get to see our beloved Boone, may he rest in peace. John Locke and him begin talking after the crash would have normally happened, and hit it off. Boone asks why John was there in Sydney and John tells him about his walkabout. He says he slept under the stars and killed his own food for a few days. Has the Incident changed Locke's past into him not getting tossed out a window by his own father? Is he lying to this young man to give him a good story and live in a fantasy for a few hours? I think he's lying, but Boone seems very impressed with Mr. Locke. Boone tells John that he was in Sydney to get his sister out of a relationship she didn't want to get out of. So I guess that explains why she isn't on the plane, and I don't really care if she ever returns to the show.
Bonds are made on this plane that were previously interrupted by fate. Relationships that were hostile because of the actions after the crash were now friendly and amiable friendships the audience could never really imagine happening. One thing I knew in my heart that would never change.... is that John still ended up being paralyzed. His tale to Boone was indeed a tall one, and the scene where he has to be helped into his airplane-safe wheelchair is heartbreaking. He wanted so bad to believe he went on that walkabout, but it was all in his head.

Poor John Locke, I love you.

Anyways, everyone gets off the plane as normal. Sayid holds a picture of Nadia in his passport, Charlie is escorted off the plane by the cops, and Kate is with her U.S. Marshall man. She asks to use the bathroom and manages to escape by using a spring loaded pen to attempt to undo her handcuffs. She knocks her captor out in the ladies room, covers her cuffed hands with his coat, and runs into an elevator. Sawyer is in the elevator and he sees her cuffs which she is terrible at hiding, and lets her get a head start. Clearly their bond would have come to fruition no matter what. Kate finds her way to the outside and hijacks a cab with who else but Claire already inside.

Besides Kate's incredibly incompetant U.S. Marshall, we have the story of Jack Shepherd. He gets paged to the Oceanic flight desk, and they tell him they 'lost' his father's coffin. They say that it was never even put on the plane, and that it is in transit. Jack is not having a good day. He saves someone's life who isn't grateful, his father's body is missing, and now he has to call his mom and give her the bad news. Sounds a lot like his run as a leader on the island; even though he just wanted to help, people still hated him for it.

The one difference? John Locke. He is sitting at the baggage service center as well and is waiting for a 'bag full of knives'. Jack is pacing nervously and is doing the classic 'shake my head and teeth nervously' Jack Shepherd move. John asks him what he lost, and he tells him that they lost his father. This is when John Locke says one of those amazing lines that reminds me why John was such an amazing character. Especially since he hasn't been himself for 2 years.


"They didn't lose your father. Wherever he is... they just lost his body." He smiles sincerely at Jack, and Jack smiles back.

Beautiful.

John begins to leave and Jack stops him, asking him what happened to him. He says that he doesn't mean any offense, that he is a spinal surgeon. John looks at him and says that he can't save him because what happened to him is irreversible. Then Jack says one of those lines that shows he has changed from the Season 1 Jack he used to be.

"Nothing is irreversible."

Jack gives him his card and tells him that if he ever needs a consult he will be there for him, on the house. John reads his name out loud as if he knows the name well. He looks up at him and tells him his name, and the two of them shake hands. This scene would be unbelievable if you would have shown it to a Season 1 audience, and yet it is so real and believable to me now. Perhaps it shows that circumstances often change how people view others, and even themselves. Who knew it would bring these two together?

Alright, enough with the "shoulda coulda woulda"'s. It's time to tell you what really happened, or what is happening right now. Everyone is disoriented and finds themselves at the Swan station in 2007. It is built and blown up just as they left it, and they all fight with each other about Jack being wrong. Sawyer screams a lot and then hears Juliet crying out to him from underneath the rubble. They manage to pull a major beam off of her with the Dharma van.

Clearly it is night time now, and nothing really makes sense to anyone. Especially Ben. Ben is still standing in the statue, dumbfounded, as Smokey looks at him. He walks towards him and tells him to get Richard. Benjamin is reluctant to feed his adviser to Smokey, and very slowly exits the statue to get Richard. He goes out to the beach, and Richard asks him what happened in there, and where Jacob and John Locke are. Ben doesn't toss his manipulating ways to the wind just yet, and says that John and Jacob are both inside, and that everything is fine. He tells Richard that John wants to talk to him.

Richard, for the first time in 30 years, pulls a Daddy move on Ben and grabs his arm. The fear in Ben's face and the anger in Richard's illustrate a dynamic we have never seen between these two before. Richard always does whatever Ben tells him to because he thought those orderd were coming from Jacob. Richard was a blind servant of the Island.... until now. Richard drags Ben across the island and throws him on the ground in front of John Locke's dead body. He says that if he wants him to talk to him, then maybe he should do it first.

Ben is shocked when he sees this, but for some reason, still wants to do what Smokey wants. Is he that afraid of Smokey? Does he not think that Richard and Ilana can protect him anymore? Or does he have some other Ben Linus agenda up his sleeve like he always does? He regains his composure and tells Richard to go in there and talk to him anyways. Richard is a little smarter than that, and Bram and his goonies rush into the Statue after Ben with guns held at him.

Smokey asks where Richard is, and the men come at him with guns. Smokey turns into his true form of the Smoke Monster we all know and love, and annihilates Bram's men. Bram surrounds himself with a circle of ash, but Smokey knocks something over that knocks Bram off balance and finishes him off that way. Damn. He was annoying anyways. Smokey returns into his John Locke visage and finds Benjamin cowering in the corner like a scared little child. He walks up to him and says "Sorry you had to see me like that." Wow.

We cut back to Kate and friends who are trying to pull off the wreckage of the hatch, and Hurley is keeping Sayid company by the van. Sayid looks pretty much dead tome, but technically he is still breathing. Whatever. Hurley hears some rustling in the bushes and meets up with our wonderful Jacob. Jacob calmly tells Hurley that he needs to save his friend by taking him to the temple. He says that it is paramount that Sayid survives, and that Jin will know where to take him. Hurley tells him his friends will come soon and that he can tell them, but Jacob tells him that they won't be able to see him. He tells him that the guitar case he gave him is very important, and that he needs to take it with him to The Temple. He needs to enter from the hole in the ground where the French team went before. He tells Hurley that he is Jacob, and that he was killed 2 hours ago. Hurley replies with a classic Hurley line.

"That sucks, dude."

Jacob leaves and Jin comes back to help remove more of the metal from the Swan. Our friends manage to get enough rubble off of the main shaft where Juliet fell, and Sawyer makes his way down to her. He is a mess, as is expected, and finds her soaked in blood. She is still underneath a lot of stuff but is still talking. He holds her and tells her he loves her. He tells her to kiss him, and she begins talking about going out for coffee and going dutch and all this other deliriousness. She begins to say that she has something very important to tell him, but dies before she can get it out. Of course. Every movie does that, and it is so annoying. You want to know what is even more annoying, though? The fact that I have to watch Juliet die.... AGAIN. What the hell were they thinking? I know Sawyer is tore up about all of this, but I already invested in the fact that she was long gone, and died a noble death. Before she died, she had to realize that she died for nothing. She lost the love of her life because some of his friends wanted that experience to never happen. She.... ugh. Darlton, please never do this again to me. Don't kill a character and then say Just Kidding, and then kill her for real the second time. I mean, I spent a year thinking she was dead. I spent a year... Whatever. She's gone.

She's gone. Sawyer asks Miles to stay behind and help bury her while Hurley and friends go to find The Temple. Jack agrees to go along with Hurley's idea only because he can't medically save his friend. Hurley exerts some authority for once in his life and tells Jack that he can save him, and that they are going to have to do what he says. Good job, Hurley. Great jjeeeooorrrbbbb.

Anyways, everyone goes into the temple through the hole in the ground. Hurley finds Montand's skeleton and picks up a book he was reading. I don't remember what it was, but I know it is important. I'll read about it when Nikki Stafford comes out with her book on Season 6. Anyways, Our friends get Sayid safely down the hole and through some very Goonie-remeniscent hallways and barriers. Jack walks a little too far and loses his friends. There are shadows running around and whispers in our ears. The others? I thought they were at the beach with Richard? jack hears Hurley's voice and is captured by very middle-eastern looking Others.

He meets up with Jin, Kate, and Hurley, and sees that they are held captive too. They bring them outside, and a large, very Aztecan temple stands before them. "I guess we found the temple." Kate says jokingly. Duuhhhhrrrr. God, I hate Kate. But seriously. I do, I wish she would die. She does nothing but cause trouble. She follows Jack when he tells her not to, she comes back for him when he tells her not to, she had sex with Sawyer (eww), and now she thinks she can be funny Kate with one-liners. No.

The leader of these other Others walks out with his lackey behind him, and he is Asian! Awesome!

The Asian Leader, I will call him Avatar for now, (the cartoon, not the James Cameron flick) walks up to our friends and tells his people (in what I am guessing is Chinese) to kill them. One of those people is Cindy, the stewardess from Flight 815. She is also one of the Others that welcomes Locke to their camp before he makes Sawyer kill his father. She is also the one who stares at Jack when he is put in a cage in Season 3 to 'watch' him. Creepy. I had no idea her ties ran this deep.

Hurley steps up and tells him that Jacob has sent them, and that Jacob gave him his guitar case. He says that he needs them to save Sayid, and that Jacob told him it was very important. It is nice to see Hurley stick to his guns and do all of the talking in this scene. Jack sits back and watches as Hurley fulfills Jacob's will.

Avatar agrees not to kill our friends, and opens Hurley's guitar case. What is inside is not Charlie's soul like so many of us thought, but a giant Ankh symbol made entirely out of wood. Avatar breaks it open over his knee and finds a piece of paper inside it. He looks at Hurley and friends and looks back at his lackey. He asks Hurley his name, and the names of all of his friends. They tell him their full names and a grave look crosses Avatar's face.

"Hey, I've carried that guitar case over the ocean... and through time... I deserve to know what is on that piece of paper!" Hurley demands answers from the Others, acting as a proxy for the audience who is just as curious.

"It says that if we do not save your friend, we are in a lot of trouble." Yeesh.

So these new Others take Sayid into the Temple, and turn an hour glass over. They take his outfit off and put him into this bubbling brook of a pool, but notice out loud that "The water isn't clear anymore!" It seems to be a big deal. So much of a big deal that Avatar cuts his hand a-la Pirates of the Caribbean and puts his hand in the water. Once this is done, it is apparently safe for Sayid to enter the water, and continue on with his day.

Two henchman take Sayid down the steps in a two-man carry. The image of Christ on the cross was noted by several of my family members, and is duley noted by myself. The fact that he has to be put into a giant pool of water to be "saved" was also noted. The hourglass on the side of the pool is being watched carefully by Avatar as the two men hold Sayid under until he eventually drowns, or appears to drown. Once they pull him up out of the water, their trick seemed to fail, and the hippie guy tells Kate that her friend is dead. What a waste of energy, huh?

We go back to the beach where Smokey has just murdered all of Bram's men in the Statue. Ben is still hiding, and Smokey tells him that he is sorry. He sits down and has a 'normal' conversation with Ben.

"He was so conused when you killed him, Ben." Smokey starts the conversation off nice and ripe.

Benjamin says that he doubts someone like Jacob would ever be confused about anything. He looks slightly remorseful when he says this and looks at the ground.

"I'm not talking about Jacob, I'm talking about John Locke.... do you know what he was thinking when you killed him? Do you know what the last thought that came into his brain was as you strangled him to death?

I don't understand...."

My heart shattered. Poor John Locke. And Ben doesn't care. Smokey continued on to tell him about John.He said that he was a sad and pathetic little man. He was a follower, but something was admirable about him enough for the Island to heal him. Something about him was special. He was the only person on that entire plane that realized how pathetic the life he left behind really was. And that is why the island chose to heal him. That's why it wanted him as their leader.

Smokey pauses after this somber speech and tells Ben that, unlike John Locke, he just wants to go home. Home? Home? Where the fuck is home? Egypt? Spain? Delaware? Ugh....another burning question raised in my brain, thank you Darlton, thank you very much.

Ben and Smokey leave the Statue after their little chat and Ilana puts her gun on him. Richard yells at her not to shoot him, and looks frightened. Smokey approaches Richard with a smile and says "Nice to see you out of those chains, Richard."

This line tells us everything and nothing. It tells us that Richard was once indeed a slave. We know that The Black Rock was a slave ship, so he could be from the Black Rock. We also know that Egypt was widely known for their enslavement of the Hebrew population back in the day. So the words "chains" really don't confirm or deny either theory.

In the five years I have been watching this show, I have never seen Richard scared. I have never seen him flinch, even though he has been held at gunpoint by several people, but this man, for some reason, has put the fear of God.. or well I guess the fear of Smokey... in him.

"You!" Richard exclaims before he even knows what hit him.

Noooo! Richard is beaten up by the Locke version of Smokey and taken away. Everyone else is too afraid to do anything to him, and I can't say I really blame them. When Bram's men shot at the Locke form of Smokey in the statue, the bullets literally bounced off of him like he were Superman. This... could be a problem.

So if Richard said "You!" with such fear, does this mean that Richard is old enough to be from Egypt? If he were from there, is that why his fear is so great? Has he seen Smokey do other terrible things we haven't even imagined? Or is he indeed from the Black Rock, and when Jacob brought his ship there, Smokey did some awful things to the crew? It is so hard to tell at this point, but Darlton promised us a Richard backtory if not a flashback in this season, so I am keeping my fingers crossed. Plus I am sure Smokey and Richard are going to have a very detailed conversation and/or fight. If Smokey was going to kill him, he would have done it already... Right?

We cut back to the Temple where Miles and Sawyer are thrown into the pool room with Kate and friends. Hurley is taken into Avatar's secret garden to talk to him directly, and he figures out that he knows English but won't speak it to him. He says that he doesn't like English on his tongue, and continues speaking Chinese. He asks him where Jacob is, and Hurley tells him that Jacob died.

Avatar and his friends go nuts and start pouring ash all around the Temple. They tell our friends that it is to keep "him" out. They set off a signal flair that Richard sees just before he gets owned by Smokey. It seems like they have been trained to do this, but haven't had to do it until now. Everyone is freaking out, and Hurley is confused and....

Sayid wakes up.

"What happened?"

Well then, this certainly raises a lot of questions, now doesn't it? This being the end of the episode (actually Richard getting beat up was the end, but you get the idea), it is the last image the audience is left with. Was he actually dead before he woke up? Is he truly alive? Is he himself? Did he 'lose his innocence' like Ben did when Richard took him to the Temple in the 1970's? Why is his memory gone?

One theory my fiance Tony told me is that the spirit of Jacob inhabited his body. When the Others take Sayid into the pool, they say that the pool isn't clear. It is the color of blood, is it Jacob's blood? Is it because he died and this has never happened before? Is this why Sayid might in fact be inhabited by Jacob's spirit? Is this why Jacob wanted Sayid to be brought to the Temple so badly? Possibly. I can see it. If I told you one year ago that John Locke was really the Smoke Monster, would you believe me?

Just to be clear though, I don't believe that anyone else uses the Temple to inhabit anyone else's body. I don't think that anyone inhabited Ben's body when he was "saved". I think that Jacob could have inhabited Sayid's body, and it is somehow a part of the major plan. He is on the list, and Jacob touched him after he returned from the island. The only other person he touched after their return from the island was Hurley, and they are very connected right now. Just something to mull over, everyone.

I re-watched the conversation between Jimmy Kimmel and Carlton Cuse on the accusation of how obvious it was that Sayid was possessed by Jacob, and Carlton said that "Something" was inhabiting Sayid's body, but he should watch a few more episodes to further his theory. Alright, so I wasn't completely off.

Sayid may be a lot more important than we all thought he could be. Or, it is merely just something to throw us off the scent of the true idea. Richard could be Hebrew, he could be Egyptian, the flight could be real, it could be a dream. All I know is that I am glad LOST is back and has given me brainteasers that make me yell as soon as the commercial hits. Welcome back, my love.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Heroes Finale (The Last 3 Episodes)

With school and LOST fever starting up, I haven't had as much time to spend on Heroes as I would like. I started writing a blog for The Art of Deception, but then had a huge Advanced Anatomy test from the head of the department, so I kind of had to make a choice. Anyways, here is an abridged, but still heartfelt, reflection on the episodes "The Art of Deception", "The Wall", and "Brave New World".

The first episode of this set of triplets was so action-packed, it went by before I knew it. It starts off right after Samuel gets dumped and levels an entire city under the earth. He is pouting and freaking everyone at the carnival out. Lydia notices and isn't afraid to tell him so. She tells him that he made the wrong choice in destroying that town, and tells him that she no longer trusts him. He takes the news well enough, and walks away with a blanket over his shoulders like some sort of addict.

Claire visits her dad after a fight with Gretchen about not wanting her to steal her car, and she sees Noah's plans to infiltrate Samuel. He has a huge model of the carnival on his dinner table and Lauren tells her to stay and wait for him to come back. Apparently Noah was just out getting some bullets or beets or.... yams. Anyways, Claire gets her compass and goes to the Carnival to warn Lydia. She tells her that her father wants Samuel and only Samuel, and he would do best to turn himself in. Lydia somehow agrees with this crazy idea, and the two of them confront Samuel in a soft, monotone manner.

Samuel agrees to it a little too quickly, and smiled a devious smile. He knows in the back of his head that his henchman Eli overhead Claire and Lydia talking about how scary he is behind his back. How third grade of him. But then again, how third grade have all of this character's moves been, I mean, really?

Noah and Lauren scope out the carnival with some binoculars and a sniper rifle in the forest. Claire calls Noah and tells him not to harm Samuel, that he is coming peacefully to be taken in. Noah regretfully sighs and agrees to his daughters' pleas. But, even if Samuel does come quietly and peacefully, where is Noah taking him to? The company burned down a long time ago. Is he going to hold him in his apartment and make him eat cereal all day with him? I don't think the two of them would make very good roommates. Noah seems kind of clean, and Samuel is a little well.... on the messy side.

Claire hangs up the phone and Samuel makes it a big deal to tell his 'family' that he is surrendering himself to an agent. He says that Claire has failed them and has brought them there, but he will give himself up to keep the rest of them safe. He says all of this before shots are fired. He gets shot in the shoulder and Claire gets a bullet in the neck. The two of them fall to the ground under cover of some trash barrels and listen as more shots are fired. Someone runs up to Samuel (odd under gunfire, don't you think?) and tells him to come quick. Samuel follows his family member to find this:

Oh no. The most lackluster character on this show died. Darn.

But in all seriousness, Lydia was actually shot in the chest, and that is a pretty fatal wound. Claire sees her wound and runs off to go get some towels. Why she doesn't cut herself open and give Lydia some of her regenerative blood beats me, but she doesn't do it. She doesn't even think about doing it. Maybe she was in shock. Maybe she was too scared to think of it. Maybe no one liked Lydia, so the writers killed her off for us before she could ruin the finale. Good job, writers.

Lydia is dying in Samuel's arms, and I know I always thought there was something between the two of them, but I didn't want to see it like this. I didn't want to see Lydia all bloody and dying before Samuel planted his slithery lips on hers. I just..... I guess I was wrong about them.

Samuel looks down at her and says "You wanted to know what was in my heart?" And then he kisses her so awkwardly and grossly, it almost made me not like him anymore. Almost. Through her empathic powers, Lydia's last words are "You did this?!" And then she bites the dust before Claire comes back with some useless dishrags. Way to go Claire.

We then watch as Noah is shocked in the forest as shots are fired. He put his sniper rifle on safety, and was waiting for Samuel to surrender. He looks through his scope and sees Eli shooting at his own people with a similar sniper rifle. Lauren tries to go warn them, orhead him off, or something, I can't really remember, and gets shot herself. Noah is knocked out cold by one of Eli's multiples and is dragged to the center of the carnival while Samuel does one of his "See, I told you so" bits.

He tells his family that Noah has shot and killed Lydia, that he wouldn't take him in without a fight, and that they will never be safe until they show the world how powerful they are. Lydia, as annoying as she was, was right. In her dying words she spoke the truth. Samuel pulled a V for Vendetta, or a 9/11 as some of you dirty liberals would say. He staged his own disaster to solve. What a putz.

This is the end of this story arc in this episode, and then it goes to Matt Parkman coming home to Janice entertaining Sylar with some cookies in his kitchen. Sylar basically has had a change of heart and wants to find himself. His deep and meaningful talk with Claire makes Sylar force Matt to take his powers away. Matt is reluctant to do anything remotely close to the Nathan/Sylar/Matt debacle again, but is eventually convinced. He tells Sylar that he can put his powers in a secret place where he can never access them again. He says that he will be free until, well, he's not.

Parkman pulls a fast one on Sylar and leaves his house. But he's not just leaving his house. He's leaving Sylar's psyche. He tells him he's trapped him in his own nightmare of being alone forevere and he can never hurt anyone again. He says "Welcome to hell," which is one of my favorite phrases ever. Not only does he use a clever phrase before leaving him to rot in a decrepid coma, but he builds a wall around him. He traps him in his basement and builds a wall.... brick by brick around his unconscious body. How Caske of Amantillado? How dark and amazing is that? I love Edgar Allen Poe references, and this one was just subtle enough to make me smile.

The next episode is focused on Peter. All Claire does is watch a bunch of memories of her dad's in the house of mirrors. Samuel tries to get amemory of a previous marriage to make her turn on him, but it doesn't work. Duh. The cool thing about this part? We got to see some sweet Noah flashbacks. He had hairpieces, and a black wife that got killed by a super. We see where his original hatred of supers came from, and why he joined the company. We find out that he was getting sloppy and killing too many supers, so the company 'suggested' he take a wife. This all would have been heartbreaking if Sandra and Noah hadn't divorced a year ago. So, like Evita said in the Andrew Lloyd Webber production, "That's good to hear, but uninmportant."

Claire tells Samuel he is bad and that he's stupid for thinking she would turn on her dad. She tells him he couldn't show her a memory of him killing Lydia, and catches him in a lie. Samuel accepts his defeat, tells her that her father is in the souvenir trailer, and sinks it 40 feet below the ground once she is inside. How sweet.

Peter goes to his mother's house and demands to know where Sylar is. He has been having more dreams about Emma playing the cello and Sylar saving her. Angela tells him that just because he dreamed this, doesn't mean that he will actually save his friend. Wise words from a (sort of) wise woman, but Peter doesn't have time for it. He gets the information out of her, and heads to Parkman's house. Which is in LA. And Peter lives in New York. So I don't know how he got there so fast without Hiro's power considering he only has one power at a time and he only has his mother's power at the moment and..... My head exploded.

Peter knocks on Parkman's door, takes his power, and finds Sylar in the Caske of Amantillado. He tells Parkman of his dreams and that he needs to save him. Parkman tells him of the risks of where Sylar is. He tells him that if he goes in there, he may never come out. Peter doesn't listen to him, and goes inside. This action either shows how much he actually cares about Emma, or how rash and stupid he truly is. I am going to go with both.

Peter is in New York again, but it is a post-apocalyptic New York. He runs around for a while and finds a depressed Sylar... well I guess I would call him Gabriel at this point. Peter finds him reading books and tells him that they need to get out of there to save Emma. Gabriel asks who Emma is, and what's the point. He says he's been trying to get out of this place fore years and can't do it. He says it's hopeless and that Peter is stuck there with him. Duh, Peter, why didn't you listen to Parkman in the first place?

Peter and Gabriel run around, and realize that hours go by as years do, and that, like in the movie Pleasantville, only books they have read or things they have eaten manifest themselves in this nightmare. Gabriel gives Peter a book and tells him that his old copy has worn out. The two of them have truly been with each other for more than a few years. This sense of entirety and loneliness was portrayed beautifully, and couldn't have been done better.

The two men run into a brick wall when trying to leave the torturous city. Peter recognizes it as Parkman's wall in the basement. They have been beating it with sledgehammers for years to no avail. Peter gets frustrated and takes a break. Gabriel says that he knows that look well. He delves into one of Nathan's memories of him as if it were his own. His face has such happiness as he delivers this line, we believe he is truly genuine.

Peter explodes and says that Gabriel is nothing like Nathan. He says that Nathan looked after him, and that whenever he sees Gabriel, all he can see is him killing Nathan. He says that he has never been able to get past it, and all he can think about is him taking Nathan away from him.

Gabriel is crushed. He says that he has changed, and is a different person. However many years have past between the two of them, Peter still hasn't forgiven Gabriel for being Sylar. Not to say that I can blame him, but if I spent almost ten years trapped with him, I might somehow, you know, find it in my heart to do so.

Gabriel begs Peter to forgive him, and once he does, the wall is suddenly mortal. Peter makes headway on the bricks, and he and Gabriel make their way out of Parkman's trap.

It amazes me that Heroes can deliver such an amazingly spiritual message as this. Forgiveness does wonders for the soul. Grudges and hatred are not only ugly things, but can truly limit your perception of the world, and what you can do in it. "The Wall" depicts that theme quite literally, and almost brought me to tears. Peter forgiving his enemy and then breaking down the barricade to his true path was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen on this show. Bravo, Tim Kring, Bravo.

The two of them emerge from the basement, realizing they had only spent 12 hours together instead of 12 years, and find Eli the Multiplier. They were sent to stabilize them and Parkman, but were clearly no match for Sylar and Peter. I mean, come on. It's Sylar and Peter for crying out loud. Anyways, they go upstairs and eventually convince Parkman that Gabriel is a repentant sinner and a changed man. Parkman plays with Eli's unconscious mind, and the two of them leave for the carnival. Which has moved back to New York, so I don't know how they got there so fast.....

Betwixt Claire and Noah being buried alive, and Gabriel and Peter breaking down a wall, Hiro wakes up from his immortal fight with Kenzei and cancer. He receives an origami swan from a lady a few rooms down. The nurse said she read his name and wanted to talk to him. His eyes light up at the thought of Charlie finally finding him, and he runs to the room as fast as he can.

Charlie is sitting in the room next to them, covered in wrinkles. Hiro is excited to see her, but is sad that he could not save her from Samuel's time trap. Charlie explains to him that after they left the Burnt Toast Diner, an old man took her to a street corner in 1944. She said that she waited for him for a little bit, but eventually adjusted. She said she got a job at a factory like all of the other girls in that time period, and made a lot of friends. She said that she has led a wonderful life, and made the best out of what had happened to her.

Hiro immediately thinks that this is a challenge he can fix, and thinks about when he can go back and snatch her out of the hands of time. Ando tells him that he should just leave her alone because she seems happy, but Hiro persists. He tells Charlie that he can go back and save her, but she says no. She says that she cared for Hiro, but eventually married a great man. She says that she had three children and seven grandshildren and led a happy, wonderful life. She didn't want to mess with her family's lives, and has accepted her fate to die of old age.

I really liked this plot point. I always thought that Samuel had her killed, or put her into some weird sort of limbo, but this is much better. This way Hiro could still see her after some time, but their love would be tainted by her age and experience. They would have grown so far apart at this point, that there wouldn't be any way to save her the way Hiro had planned. So, when Samuel said "Soon" after Hiro asked when he could see Charlie, he really wasn't lying. Hiro could have seen Charlie at any time if he really wanted to, but it would be tainted.

Back at the carnival, Noah and Claire struggle to find a way out of their grave. Lauren calls Tracy Strauss and says that Noah told her to call her if anything went wrong. She meanders into the crowded carnival and finds Emma in the medical tent of the camp. Apparently Peter smashing her cello led her straight to Samuel. Shocker. Emma is confronted by Samuel as Lauren hides behind a cabinet in her tent. He tells her in sign language that Lauren is evil and wants to harm them. Emma, not knowing any better, listens to him and lets Lauren get caught by Eli and Samuel.

Shortly after, Eli reports to Samuel that Lauren "escaped" from his many multiple guards. How a human is a match for a superhuman is besides me, but who am I to judge? Maybe Lauren has some sweet CIA skills, and knocked the original Eli out? Either way, it doesn't really matter. Samuel got what he wanted, and tells Eli that he is moving the carnival to Central Park where he can bring everyone to see him.

Claire andNoah come to terms with the fact that Noah is going to die, and Noah tells her his dying wish. He tells her he wants her to hide herself so that the government doesn't do tests on her forever. He says he wants her to be safe. He almost runs out of oxygen when all of this water bursts into the trailer. All of this water then takes the form of Tracy Strauss, and she shoots them both through 40 feet of dirt. She ensures that they are safe, and then leaves. She is the only character on this show that is acting like a classic comic book character. She does what is needed of her in the situation, and leaves. She doesn't ask for a thank you, or go with them to stop Samuel. She just stays in water form until they leave on Lauren's secret helicopter. Awesome. This makes me like Tracy even more.

The rest of the heroes all end up at the carnival at the same time. All of them were at different places in the States, but arrive just in time for Samuel's "Coming Out" party in New York. Emma is playing the cello like in Peter's dream; only Doyle is using his puppetmaster ability to force her to do so. When Samuel asked her to Siren the innocent bystanders in earlier, she thought of Peter's dream and refused. She called Samuel a bad man, and told him that he could not force her to do anything. Or as they say in Anchorman, "I immediately regret this decision". Doyle forces her to play and to think about the innocent New Yorkers. She plays for so long that her fingers start to bleed, and her blood drips morbidly down the strings of her instrument.

Meanwhile, Samuel pumps up his family. He tells them that all of the people there tonight will see how powerful they can be. He tells them that the news cameras will witness their power, and they can finally be respected. Edgar comes back after seeing Lydia's dead body earlier, and voices his opposition. Samuel doesn't care about one person in the midst of hundreds of believers, and decides to go on with the show.

Claire, however, has other plans. She runs up to him before he can go onstage and outs him in front of his family. She tells them that he gets his powers from them. She tells them that he would be nothing without them, and that he plans to kill everyone there tonight. She tells him that he killed Joseph, and set up the shots that killed Lydia. No one believes her at first, but Edgar and Noah walk up together and confirm her information. Eli then steps up and tells everyone what Samuel made him do. Parkman must have done a Truth Trick on him.

Samuel freaks out and asks his family who they believed; him or Claire. The family starts to walk away, and Samuel says that they can never run fast enough. He runs out onto the stage and asks the public if they are ready for a show.

As evil as his intentions are, this imagery is absolutely beautiful. The lights and the colors and decorations are so gorgeous, I can't keep my eyes off of it. Maybe that is the point of it all.

Gabriel and Peter arrive at the carnival a little bit before Samuel's defacement, and Gabriel finds Emma. Just like in Peter's dream, he frees her from Doyle's grasp. He doesn't kill him or take anyone's powers. He just helps them. Maybe he has changed. Maybe 12 years with no one to talk to but Peter really has changed his heart. Maybe he is a round, malleable character after all.

Peter, on the other hand, finds Samuel onstage before he can do any real damage. He jumps on top of him and forces him to the backstage area. He takes his powers upon contact and wrestles him to the ground. The two of them get to their feet and battle it out with the earth beneath them. This fight was cool because it was Peter against the major villain of this season, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little disappointed. In my mind I think I was expecting a more epic Power battle between Sylar and Peter and Samuel and maybe Hiro or Edgar. But this show isn't the X-Men. This show is called Heroes, and shows how normal people would deal with powers if they were given to them. This fight sequence was more realistic and less epic, and I think it makes sense.

Hiro gets all of the Supers to join hands, and teleports them somewhere safe away from the carnival. The point of this season and this villain is that a dictator, or a villain is often nothing without structure. Without the power in their community, and their following of people with pull and power, a person is often left with nothing. And, once Hiro teleported the Supers away from him, Samuel was powerless against Peter and our friends. His powers of manipulation and lying were used up as well as those that moved the earth.

Samuel is soon taken away in hand cuffs, and Lauren is there to cover up the supernatural occurrences with the press. Gabriel takes Emma to Peter and they have a heartfelt reunion. Gabirel then tells Peter that saving her and sparing Doyle actually felt good. He walks around the carnival with Peter as if they have always been best friends and nothing was weird.

Hiro returns with Ando after his friend supercharged his powers. He watches as Gabriel, Peter, Claire, and Noah all recover from the intense chain of events that have just occured. He watches as Claire defies her father and goes in front of the news cameras to tell them what really happened at the carnival that night. She tells them that if they really want to know what happened at the carnival, that they should watch her as she clibs to the top of the ferris wheel.

Noah looks up at her and everyone asks what she is doing. Noah replies with a somber "She's breaking my heart."

Claire crashes to the ground and pops all of her limbs back into place. She walks in front of the camera as her face heals immediately and says the phrase that she said in the pilot episode.

"My name is Claire Bennet, and this is attempt number.... I guess I've lost count."

Gabriel says that after this, it is a Brave New World. Not only is this an Aldous Huxley novel, but the title of the episode. This statement is sad because rumors of this series being cancelled after this season's low ratings have been floating around. The ratings have fallen to 4.4 million viewers on the season finale, opposed to 17.3 million viewers of Two and a Half Men on the same night. This drives one to question the choices the writers have made with this show this season. Was the carnival a bad decision? Did they focus too much on Claire and Sylar when they should have kept their focus on Peter, our protagonist? Has America lost interest in Sci Fi altogether? Or has LOST's final season just finally taken its toll on it's split-decision demographic?

Either way, I hope that Heroes continues on for at least one more season. I don't want to see it end this way, but I guess I don't want to see it end at all. This season wasn't that great, but it was still pretty good. If this is the end, Goodnight and farewell. If it is not, I will see you next year.

Shalom